this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You ate ashes out of my bong
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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