I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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