When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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