For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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