I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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