did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
The best walk of shames are on the highway
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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