brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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