well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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