Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
whose ass print is on the piano?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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