i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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