Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He felt like a one man threesome
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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