it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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