i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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