So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
