I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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