Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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