im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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