All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm passing your future prison.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So vagazzling was a success
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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