is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
PS: I just woke up from my shower
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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