If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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