I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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