Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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