is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
porn star boner night. come get it.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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