Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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