Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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