um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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