maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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