can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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