"it" just moved
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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