Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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