You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
All the doctor said was why
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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