I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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