so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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