i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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