My first STD was from a foam party
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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