Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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