when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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