I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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