So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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