great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Everclear isn't food dammit
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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