she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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