she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize
