My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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