Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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