people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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