what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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