it wasn't lemon gatorade
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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