I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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