Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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