It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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