Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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