Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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