Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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