Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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