do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Come see our sink grown plant.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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