no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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