So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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