"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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