Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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