Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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